Tuesday, September 25, 2012

The Minuscule God of the Evangelicals Part II

Now imagine that if your God (god) sat on Mount Olympus and threw lightening bolts now and then, He would be seriously threatened by rivals . . . such as Satan, another immortal of the underworld (Hades).

So, your people would need to live in constant fear of this devil of the underworld.  You have to be careful where you go, because the devil could be there and obsess you or at least oppress you.  You would have to be very careful what music you listened to or allowed your children to listen to because the other god from Hades could trick your God and sneak in and destroy your family.  If someone brought in Ouija Board and your kids touched it, the god of Hades could enter into their soul and your good God wouldn't even notice it, nor could He stop it.

If any event happened, your car broke down, your shoe laces came untied, it would have to be either your God or the other god in Hades as they are in this constant battle . . . some days one wins, some days the other.

Your world would have to be defined by great boundaries . . . made of bricks of "dos" and "don'ts" to protect yourself from this powerful devil.  As one great Evangelical preacher said, "God and Satan are like two pit-bulls in my back yard that are always fighting.  The one that wins, is the one that I feed the most."  They are almost equals . . . the Titans against Zeus.

This good God of yours is also quite finicky. You have to be very careful what you say and do.  If you  don't walk into His temple every Sunday or if you get mad and say "shit" he is deeply offended because it threaten's . . .  well, His self esteem.

Now, my God is so big that it is totally beyond the mental capacity of mortals.  I can't even fathom the 14 billion light year distance across our universe and He has to much bigger than that.  Satan is a mere mortal and is of total insignificance to my God, although he has been of significance to this mortal world through the fall, but "obsesses us" only if we allow on a psychological level.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

We need Satan for something/someone to blame for our faults and weaknesses instead of ourselves.

Anonymous said...

This Satan character is confusing. He was in the garden tempting Eve, so he must have been kicked out of heaven by then. But then in Job we see him running around in heaven talking to God. But then Jesus sees Satan falling from heaven.

jmj said...

I don't know either. It is confusing.

Headless Unicorn Guy said...

As one great Evangelical preacher said, "God and Satan are like two pit-bulls in my back yard that are always fighting. The one that wins, is the one that I feed the most." They are almost equals . . . the Titans against Zeus.

Or they ARE equals -- Ahriman against Ahura-Mazda.

Though with some preachers, it seems Satan/Ahriman is GREATER and MORE POWERFUL than God/Ahura-Mazda. Otherwise, why would God/Ahura-Mazda always need preachers and spiritual warriors to keep from being defeated? Maybe this is why said preachers/spiritual warriors are so LOUD and SHRILL? Because deep down inside, they're afraid they backed the losing side?

Johan said...

Haven't posted in a while, but wanted to let you know that this is a very good and timely series.
I've also pondered things like the size of the universe, and the age of the universe, and the fact that God encompasses both: billions of (light)years. He is awe-inspiring.
We also know that time and space are inseperably connected - Mass is energy, space is time. So believers living in a universe that's only 6000 years old, live in a universe that's only 6000 lightyears wide. There even are some (admittedly fringe) groups that believe in a flat earth, or other cosmological models, that reduce the whole universe to only the size of our earth. What a horribly small world they live in. It's like a prison!
I also believe that they who believe in a small God, will themselves also stay small. As we will resemble that which we worship. That's the scariest part of it.
I want to believe in the greatest God there is. The creator of heaven and earth. At the same time the smallest God on earth, as in Bethlehem the God who made everything became so small he could grip the horns of the cattle. That's the paradox that gives me hope and makes me a christian.

Johan

jmj said...

Great Points Johan